JOE KURLAND - RHYTHM/LEAD GUITARS / SESSION DRUMS

Born on
3/24/82

Years Playing
Guitar 9, Drums 11

First concert
Metallica, 1997

Equipment used
Ibanez guitars, Peavey JSX Amplifiers; Tama Rockstar drums, Tama pedals, Sabian Cymbals

Favorite Bands
Iron Maiden, Helloween, Rhapsody, King Diamond, Megadeth, 80s Metallica, Savatage, Ozzy, Judas Priest, Gamma Ray, Iced Earth, Manowar, Lost Horizon, Heavenly, Edguy, Avantasia, Crimson Glory, Dionysus, Pagan's Mind, Symphony X, Dark Moor, Angra, Virgin Steele, Running Wild, Hammerfall, Children of Bodom, Vicious Rumors, Mercyful Fate, Slayer, Sepultura, Tony Macalpine, Loudness, Yngwie J. Malmsteen

The "Top 30" Albums
  1. Iron Maiden: Somewhere in Time
  2. Fairyland: Of Wars In Osyrhia
  3. Rhapsody: Symphony of Enchanted Lands
  4. Heavenly: Sign of the Winner
  5. Hibria: Defying the Rules
  6. Iron Maiden: Powerslave
  7. Helloween: Keeper of the Seven Keys, part II
  8. Rhapsody: Legendary Tales
  9. King Diamond: Abigail
  10. Vicious Rumors: Digital Dictator
  11. Lost Horizon: Awakening The World
  12. Dream Theater: Images and Words
  13. Riot: Thundersteel
  14. Metallica: Ride The Lightning
  15. Megadeth: Rust In Peace
  16. Ozzy: The Ultimate Sin
  17. Mercyful Fate: Melissa
  18. Crimson Glory: Transcendence
  19. Edguy: Theater Of Salvation
  20. Dark Moor: The Hall of the Olden Dreams
  21. Helloween: Keeper of the Seven Keys, part I
  22. Iron Maiden: Piece of Mind
  23. Pagan's Mind: Celestial Entrance
  24. Iron Maiden: The Number of the Beast
  25. Loudness: Thunder in the East
  26. Luca Turilli: King of the Nordic Twilight
  27. King Diamond: "Them"
  28. Megadeth: So Far, So Good...So What?
  29. Iced Earth: Night of the Stormrider
  30. Children of Bodom: Hatebreeder

Influences
Anyone who has had a dream, made it their goal, and has had the force of will to achieve that goal through painstaking work and a desire for perfection that borders on madness...and those immortal few are: Steve Harris, Kai Hansen, King Diamond, Luca Turilli, Ozzy Osbourne, Dave Mustaine, Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Ultimate Warrior, Larry Bird, J.R.R. Tolkien, William Wallace, King Arthur, Link, Erdrick (and all descendants of), the Belmont family, Frodo Baggins, Steve Goad, Pete Rutcho, my friend and bandmate without whom my musical skills would not have reached their full potential (Chaderick Fisher), and last but certainly not least, my Dad.

Favorite Foods
Steak Tip and Cheese Subs, Deep Dish Pizza, Double Cheeseburgers

Favorite Drinks
Iced French Vanilla Coffee

Hobbies
Music, Bodybuilding, Nintendo, Philosophy and Astronomy, 80s Wrestling, 80s just about anything, Fantasy, and of course Ruling

Favorite Movies
The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King, The Hobbit (animated), The Lord of the Rings (animated), The Return of the King (animated), Braveheart, Clash of the Titans, The Neverending Story, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Willow, The Odyssey, Predator, The Terminator, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones (all 3), Rocky (I-IV), Fletch, Dumb and Dumber, The Big Lebowski, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Office Space, all National Lampoon's Vacation movies, Tommy Boy, Kingpin, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Up in Smoke

Favorite Video Games
NES: Zelda 1 and 2, Final Fantasy, Dragon Warrior 1-3, Castlevania 1-3, Mega Man 1-3, Batman, Contra, Life Force, Tecmo Superbowl, Powerblade, Wrestlemania Challenge, Double Dragon, World Cup Soccer, Super Mario Bros 1-3, etc;
SNES: Zelda (A Link to the Past), Final Fantasy 2, 3 and Mystic Quest, Castlevania 4, Gradius, Seventh Saga, Rock 'n' Roll Racing, Super Mario Kart

Favorite Quotes
"Heavy metal is more than a religion...it's the only way to live" -Joey DeMaio
"Don't worry about the horse being blind...just load the wagon" -John Madden
"Everything looks impossible for those who never try." -Ultimate Warrior

Favorite Books
"The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien

Life Philosophy
Strive for the best in all aspects of your life.

Current Status
Currently in a graduate program at Fitchburg State College, and of course, working on Armory full time.

The Dawn of Enlightenment out now!
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